Huns 1 v 0 Hibernian

When I say I am just back, I mean I am just back in the Hibs car park at the Hunnery and going no where. Just back will follow in a few hours. I will try and make more effort than many of the Hibs players.

Jump forward an hour or two………. I am now in the house, glass of merlot poured and time to ponder as I drove home. I thought we were piss poor, the Huns were there for the taking and we could barely muster a shot on target. I know the game was on the box, so usual rules apply, but by christ I thought we were garbage. Is it fair to ask Hibernian supporters to fork out hard earned cash on a bank holiday weekend, when the players clearly think its holiday time already.

It would easy to concentrate on the scumbags in the Huns end with their Scotland is British Flags, their nazi salutes, 40,000 singing sectarian songs as the police watch (and hum along), it would be easy to blame brother Madden for his inept performance and the drop ball after the assualt buy the woman beater on McNulty but I am not going too, we know theHuns bastards are Scotland’s shame.

No, its Hibs I am fucked off with, that was flat, effortless and lacked any kind of desire. They should be refunding the 900 their gate money. The back four were slow, mentally and physically, Milligan is slower and pass backs are his only thought, Horgan hid, Omeonga never got going, Gauld showed for 10 minutes, then was piss poor, Horgan clearly couldnae be arsed, McNulty done nothing but get the beast sent off, Fraser Murray was poor when he came on. So who gets pass marks, well Stevie Mallan was first class, sprayed the ball about all game, although his earlyish booking stopped him digging into the Huns, Rocky did his job, Flo came on, worked his socks off and spoiled it all by missing a sitter. Finally Tam Agyepong too made a difference but we had left it all too late. In my first criticism of Hecky and Robbie, we gave the Hun filth more respect than they should ever deserve. Do they not know we hate them and expect Hibs teams to come and compete, we didnae? The whole thing played out like that final game of the season with nothing to play for. THAT IS UNACCEPTABLE. You go to that shite hole (and those that were were today know what I mean, it actually did small of shitey nappies) to beat them. Not good enough, not fucking good enough.

The Team

Rocky actually didnae have much to do, although his floated balls to Gray rarely worked, He missed Efe.

Sir David Gray, cup winner and winning goalscorer against todays opposition was poor until wee Tam came on then Sir Davuid got tore in, canne be easy playing with a disinterested Horgan in front of you? He takes too long to take a throw.

Daz was ponderous and struggled with Defoe. Slow.

Hanlon was terrible for first 20 minutes and again looked half arse and slow.

Stevenson too had an awfuk first half hour and did little good all game. He took too long to take a throw or make a telling pass.

Milligan caused the goal and was a cart horse ting an anchor all day, back pass after back pass earned him an ironic cheer from the Hibs end when he finally played a forwward pass late 2nd half.

Mallon was the golden nugget in the Hibernian toly today, he looked like he wanted to beat the huns and actually gave a shite. Sprayed excellent passes around all game.

Horgan kept looking to the touchline for his factor 50, Viz magazine and Pina Colada.

Ryan Gauld would be brilliant in the Under 16 league, but he looks and plays like a wee laddie in these games. He has little or no upper body stregth and is an easy beat. What a damned shame. Delighted Scott Allan is coming in the summer, not something i thought I would ever type.

Stephane Omeonga just didnae get involved enough today, another damned shame.

Marc McNulty looked disinterested, he was guff. That does not auger well for him joining us longer term?

Subs

Flo came on for Gauld, got the Huns rattled then missed a sitter that a year ago he would have tore the net with. No idea what has got in his head?

Tam Agyepong came on same time, replacing Horgan who had got a bit of sunburn on his peely wally skin after missing a bit of shoulder with his factor 50. Tam and Flo did rattle the Huns a bit but I felt we had left it too late?

Fraser Murray came on for Milligan, right idea I thought? He gave the ball away a lot. Given the Huns had a centre half in goals, no way is that acceptable.

Heck and Robbie asked out team to sit off a very average bunch of Huns. Sorry but that is not good enough for me. We let them beat us.

The Huns are repulsive, their fans, players, management, stewards, staff, cleaners, security, their referee and their police officers. They are Scotland’s shame. The shite on our collective shoes. It smelt like that today too. Maybe that old soiled nappy smell wafting around the Hunnery is what you get when 49,000 of them gather together?

The referee had told the Hibs side stand linesman to give no decisions, the Hun bastard then gave everything to them. The drop ball is beyond me? Still a few bevvies in teh Ludge the night will ahev Madden forget it all quickly.

The Hibs fans continue to be vociferous in their support of our bonnie club, noisy, direct, cheeky and a fair few slightly pished/ stoned or wasted? I will call something out though, we need to drop the IRA stuff. Stokesies Da, Beautiful Sunday and Orange bastard songs are not what we are about. Personally I can sing the Rebs songs, I support a United Ireland, I know one persons terrorist is anothers freedom fighter, all of that BUT what the fuck has it got to do with Scottish Fitba in the 21st century? Cut it out please, nae need, we act just like those bastards when we start that pish. Keep it for the pub, hoose, whatever. Hibernian are a family for all.

Man of the Match was Stevie Mallan, he cares.

Next week is a bit of dead duck now. See you behind the goal at Killie for a decent pie and a sugary sweet Hibs traybake. Lets hope the Hibs players turn us like we always do.

Hibernian Forever!

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